Egyptian Eye on Martha Stewart

Suzi love, don’t miss this funny piece on the Stewart case seen by an Egyptian. Quote:

There must be more to it than meets the eye. It is obvious that she
must have crossed some red line and was set up. Someone must have tapped her
phone and overheard a disparaging remark about President Bush or his family. We
are confident President Bush is grooming one of his daughters to take over after
his second term; Mrs. Stewart found out and talked to someone about the
conspiracy.

One more quote, because it’s hilarious:

Our security forces out here believe the Americans did not handle
this the smart way. They even allowed the ungrateful woman access to a lawyer.
Had they asked for some advice on planting some additional charges, we have a
full course on that in our police academy.