Challenger I

Dear Suzi,
my concerns about your future increased drastically this morning when I learned who is challenging your husband’s throne. Look at her hair! And she’s supposed to have spent ages abroad, within arms length of the world’s best hair-dressers? I can not bother to disagree with Doktora El Saadawi, nor do I find modern political affairs particularly entertaining. But will you accept just anybody's claims of aptitude for the presidential office in the future? That’s sooo French! See what kind of head of state they have to put up with.