Desert Hero Caught with Tramp in Kitchen
Sandmonkey never fails to hit the right button with a lady. Too sweet of him to think of me while he’s around town working his angles and hustling free drinks from the casinos while soliciting honest people to program cracky pop-up windows. Love him too much. Since you’re over here, let me give you one true to his spirit:
Dooce got an e-mail from her cousin: “You realize that you are the number 11, and I am the number 13 on the list of sites that come up when people search for ‘sex kitchen girl’ on Yahoo.” Her first reaction: “11? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Must mention sex and kitchen and girl more often. Also, more boots, more anus, and more bathroom floor while I’m at it.”
I wouldn’t even think about googling the same search terms +sandmonkey.
Back to business: Check out his brownie-point alert re. media and ‘polling’ the election. Blog-award of the day, no joking.
PS: I did the search. My name appeared too.
Dooce got an e-mail from her cousin: “You realize that you are the number 11, and I am the number 13 on the list of sites that come up when people search for ‘sex kitchen girl’ on Yahoo.” Her first reaction: “11? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Must mention sex and kitchen and girl more often. Also, more boots, more anus, and more bathroom floor while I’m at it.”
I wouldn’t even think about googling the same search terms +sandmonkey.
Back to business: Check out his brownie-point alert re. media and ‘polling’ the election. Blog-award of the day, no joking.
PS: I did the search. My name appeared too.
posted by ritzy @ 1:10 pm
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