Harry Potter, the Juicy Bit

A lot is said and all is old bore. Let’s change that with a unique revelation:
I screwed Harry Potter.
There. Said it. Damage done. My reputation gone forever. Although it is not true. 1) He is fictional which the world seems to have forgotten at the moment. 2) He is not even in this part of the world. You can probably still pick up a copy but in general terms, he was deemed inappropriate by religious authorities years ago.