Wanna Be A Martyr?

So you really are in to this jihad martyrdom thing but feel you’re too blue to manage it on your own even with the Jihad Travel Guide. Do not despair: Ritzy is here. Look, some Iranian fellows are advertising their services to you. Fill in the form, attach a photo and birth certificate and –done! Before you know it, your brains will be scattered around a public square. Allah Akbar! [iran!] [jihad!] [martyr!] [egypt!]