The Big Penile Defence
A 21 year old Canadian tells the court he could not have committed a sexual assault because his penis is too big. Although his doctor happily testified it is among the biggest thing he has ever encountered, the Crown's attorney scoffed, calling it an exaggeration. The defence has produced a plastic model of the accused's private. Justice Margaret Eberhard is obliged to weigh the evidence. h/t: regina
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