Adopt a Jihadi

Pebblepie has a letter from Rumsfeld introducing "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK," an adoption program. Money Quote:

Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him. He has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he considers appropriate, but I'm sure that over time they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka.

Hat-Tip: Sandmonkey, naturally. (While you're over at his place, check the conversation with Big Pharaoh about the poll on the presidential campaing site: turns out the results of the poll is never displayed...