Instead of Elections, Presidential Exchange

Here is one candidate in the presidential elections who says he will make an Egyptian Nobel-laureate Prime Minister if he wins. Thank You. Egypt will do fine without a scientist heading the national administration. Besides, we couldn't ask for a better PM than we have now. Really.

Unless my hero Tony would like to come. I'll ask Suzi about that. But he gotta leave his hideous wife behind.

Note to Suzi (but I think she's too busy on the campaign trail to hear me): how fun it would be if we had a rota for presidents and prime-ministers. You and Sir Honsey could live in the White House, like a one year exchange program funded by the USA. You'd have daily meetings with Condi, and learn everything about the Pentagon. And have the chance to press the nuke-the-planet button. You'd meet real demonstrators. You'd also meet Cindy. You would not like Cindy. She's hideous as well. Barbara though, she should be a treat. Stay away from Hillary, she's a snake. Definitely stay away from Bill's snake. Watch out for interns in general.