Palestinian Humor

"A friend sent me these self-deprecating jokes from the Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef," says Judith.

Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, "Occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"