Church Recommends Good Sex on Sundays

Not in Egypt, I’m afraid. But if you, in these times of religious celebrations, have thoughts about improving your record with the judge who is presiding on the final day, you may consider joining the Church of England.

Well, where else would a religious institution try to reclaim the Sabbath by advocating a favorite secular pass-time? It is after all the same nation that told the morally obsessed but morally corrupt Vatican to stay in their own miniature state – ages ago.

The Church says “it is more important than ever for people to find time for life’s spiritual dimension.” Good for them. And for their congregation. If they bother to show up at all on Sundays hereafter!