Top Jihadi Hair Stylist Arrested in Iraq

U.S forces in Iraq are breaking new grounds: the latest capture to reach the headlines is the Al-Qaeda’ most famous ‘barber.’ He is a master of hair-dyes; trimming facial hairs and introducing new cuts among the closest associates of Ossama Bin-Laden.

Good for Al-Qaeda! He may be the best but judging from the pictures of Al-Q operatives we have seen, his favoring of long beards and unruly hair-do’s was outdated already when the war started. With such appearance, they never stood a chance of winning the war. This is their golden moment to improve their public relations. And no one should have to die without a proper hair-cut. Not even in war. I’ll tell Kofi that next time he is around.